thespritzeeindestructible:

my favorite hobby is pausing tyra banks videos

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kiterunaway:

KITERUNAWAY’S 2K FOLLOWERS GIVEAWAY!

So, a little while ago, I reached 2,000 followers, and I had promised to do a giveaway of all my favourite things! So, here they are! (I hope you guys like this. I spent a butt load of money on this lol.)

What’s Included:

  • The Fault In Our Stars by John Green (Collector’s Edition)
  • Annexed by Sharon Dogar
  • The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini 
  • One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest by Ken Kesey
  • Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds for 3DS
  • Bambi VHS Tape
  • Pinocchio VHS Tape
  • Blu-ray (includes DVD inside if you don’t have a Blue-ray player)
  • The Lion King Diamond Edition Blue-ray (includes DVD inside if you don’t have a Blue-ray player)
  • Brave Blue-ray (includes DVD inside if you don’t have a Blue-ray player)
  • The Heat Blue-ray (includes DVD inside if you don’t have a Blue-ray player)
  • The Princess and the Frog Blue-ray
  • Shutter Island Blue-ray
  • Lorde: Pure Heroine 
  • Imagine Dragons: Night Vision
  • All Time Low: Nothing Personal 
  • Jonny Craig: A Dream is a Question You Don’t Know How to Answer
  • Teavana youth berry & wild orange blossom white tea
  • After Dark wood wick Yankee Candle
  • Espresso Bar Bath and Body Works Candle
  • Indian Tamarind Candle
  • Japanese Cherry Blossom glitter soap from Bath and Body Works
  • Forever Midnight soap from Bath and Body Works
  • Moonlight Path soap from Bath and Body Works
  • Violet Lily Sky soap from Bath and Body Works
  • Legend of Zelda Link collector’s plush
  • Colorful beaded Sperry Top-Siders size 8 (worth $125!)
  • 4 hair bows (pink, blue, silver, and checkered)
  • Maple colored Forever 21 nail polish w/ crystal Forever 21 top coat
  • "Keep Your Cool" Forever 21 sweatshirt (M)
  • Floral H&M t-shirt (M)
  • Cats Graphic Forever 21 t-shirt (M)
  • "Dream as if you’ll live forever. Live as if you’ll die tomorrow." Glamor Kills hoodie (M)

Yeah, it’s a lot of girly things, but I’m a girl. So.. Yeah lol. Overall, this giveaway is worth $750. I really hope this gets notes, or else I’ll have duplicates of all my favourite things I guess lol.

How to Enter:

  • Since this is a giveaway for my followers, you MUST be following me (kiterunaway). Don’t follow me if you don’t like what I post, though. I want this to be for people who actually enjoy my blog.
  • Likes will count as 1 entry. Reblogs will count as 2 entries. You can reblog how many times you want. 

This giveaway will end on June 1st. You have until then to reblog how many times you want. On June 1st, I will enter all the entries into a random generator and the winner will be chosen. I will message the winner, and they will have 24 hours to reply to me. If they don’t reply within 24 hours, the giveaway will go to someone else. 

GOOD LUCK!!

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bigbardafree:

 im gonna start calling “no hetero” when i hug dudes because i dont want to give them the wrong idea or anything

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deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

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paradisaic:

when you’re a two-dimensional dog just trying to have fun at a three-dimensional playground

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what-the-hells-going-on:

ho-ho-holy-shit-its-christmas:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

I JUST DROPPED MY STRAIGHTENER IN THE SINK HELP WHAT DO I DO

I PULLED IT OUT BUT NOW ITS MAKING DEMON NOISES

IM AFRAID TO UNPLUG IT WHAT IF IT SHOCKS ME

IM GONNA UNPLUG IT HERE GOES

I UNPLUGGED IT BUT ITS STILL MAKING DEMON SOUNDS

your url makes a disturbing amount of sense right now.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS I ALMOST DIED

what-the-hells-going-on:

ho-ho-holy-shit-its-christmas:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

I JUST DROPPED MY STRAIGHTENER IN THE SINK HELP WHAT DO I DO

I PULLED IT OUT BUT NOW ITS MAKING DEMON NOISES

IM AFRAID TO UNPLUG IT WHAT IF IT SHOCKS ME

IM GONNA UNPLUG IT HERE GOES

I UNPLUGGED IT BUT ITS STILL MAKING DEMON SOUNDS

your url makes a disturbing amount of sense right now.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS I ALMOST DIED

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kristoff-van-baelsar:

cyberfricking:

when u type ;) instead of :)
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our-greater-perhaps:

THIS WAS MY FAVORITE SCENE FROM THE ENTIRE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS TV SERIES

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cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

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smallcitysecrets:

pizza-party-in-the-tardis:

thebloggerbloggerfun:

smallcitysecrets:

I simultaneously feel like I’m a toddler and a thousand years old.

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I can’t believe this happened to me.

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Thanks to the food styling gods, the scene is held up a bit while Mads and the director discuss an alternative to the samurai egg master trick described in the script. They settle on a potato trick– it’s easier for the set dresser to pick up a slashed potato than it is to wipe smashed raw egg off everything after each take. So now, I have to find a couple dozen identically shaped potatoes and peel them for the knife trick. — œuf

We are more than a bit concerned with the Benihana egg trick called for in the script. I’ve tried it and can only get it 1 out of 4 tries, and I’ve seen Benihana chefs flub the manoeuver when they have an entire grill as target. Mads has to crack his eggs into a 8-inch diameter skillet. The props Master calls his guy. The Production Manager calls in his guy. I call my guy. On the morning of the shoot we have 8 dozen eggs and 3 Japanese chefs with their hands made up to be hand doubles. I guess I don’t have to tell you that when Mads arrives on set, I briefly describe the egg trick to him whereupon he just tosses an egg up in the air and breaks it perfectly on the spatula. Did it. Unbelievable. I insist it was a lucky fluke but he does it again. I accuse him of practicing when I wasn’t looking but he laughs (as if he has time to practise egg-cracking between scenes) and confesses he was a juggler in his youth.— mukozuke

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shitpostmemeboy:

dogmemes:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

he looked old for 14

“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”
― Pablo Picasso

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